you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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