I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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