Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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