that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
