Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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