he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You are a genius and a whore.
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