ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm passing your future prison.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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