So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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