I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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