At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
