Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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