Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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