question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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