garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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