My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
that is very illegal...i love you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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