At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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