Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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