there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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