so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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