Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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