what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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