Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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