I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
