just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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