we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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