just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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