Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she looked like the before picture.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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