You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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