he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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