so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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