Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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