i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she looked like the before picture.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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