It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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