we're blogging at a bar
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
not ubering you a puppy
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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