you win again, gameday.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
