White coat. Heels.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
