you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize
