she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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