Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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