so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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