Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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