No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.