Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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