i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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