She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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