5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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