Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering