the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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