my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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