Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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