something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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