Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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