Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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