Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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