Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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