I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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