if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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