let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
