if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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